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LIVE AT WADDA

I realise the sub-heading was in capitals as well, which is not the way I normally do things around here, but I am just in that kind of mood. Which is odd seeing as I am still at “work”. Then again I do have a chilled beer at my side. Anyhoo, that is neither here nor there. I want to tell you about last night. PLUSH LIVE at WADDA.

I have chatted about WADDA before. Remember? We watched Goldfish there a while a go. Anyway it’s the place you want to go if you are looking to hook up with a chick no older than 19 but no younger than 18 (well that’s according to their fake ID’s).

Anyway a night at WADDA is always a good night out. And last night was no exception. PLUSH were phenomenal and the crowd were loving them. They were literally licking Rory’s sweat off the floor. Ben the Drummer was living the dream and treated us to something special. Of course I thought of you and recorded it. The sound is not great but check it out, it’s awesome. Don’t watch it if you have epilepsy. Seriously. Don’t.



Now just imagine it LIVE. You see….you should have been there.

Anyway there were some minor celebrities there. Now before I continue I want you to know it hurts me to call them that. Granted they do spend a fair bit of time on the TV so they kind of deserve the title. So the “celebs” were Graham Smith and Boucher of the South African Cricket Wank Squad.

Just to set things straight, I love cricket and I ALWAYS support our boys. I just don’t like them. I love the old school players. The Donald’s, Kirsten’s and Jonty's of the past. Our current wank squad are a bunch of arrogant primadonnas.

A bit harsh you say? Shall I tell you how they entered WADDA last night? Ok then, let’s set the scene first. It was early. VERY early and there were only a handful of people in the club. It’s a small club. Everyone is very chilled. Ok can you see it in your mind? Sooo…our boys came in through the emergency exit or “back door” which has its entrance RIGHT next to the main entrance off the street and opens into the club about five metres from the main entrance. They were also wearing caps pulled low. I can only imagine this was some sort of a “disguise”.

Can you fucking believe that? Chrrrrrrist! Words cannot come close to describing what I witnessed last night. What were they expecting if they came through the front door? The ONLY people who swamp the cricketers are old drunk men and the occasional hot chick (I’ll give them that - they do smash phenomenal women) so why the “backdoor” vibe. No one even took a second look at them. EVERYONE wanted the boys from PLUSH. NO ONE wanted the wank squad.

Jeeeze….where the fuck did that bit of aggression come from. Sorry baby I didn’t mean to frighten you. Come here, I’ll make it better.

Ok this post turned into something totally different from what I had planned. Let’s re-cap then to make sure you took in all the main points.

1 – WADDA rocks. Go there to get drunk, dance, hook up, drink or engage in activities of a sexual nature.

2 – PLUSH rock. Watch them whenever you can. NEVER miss them.

3 – Some members of the Wank Squad or as some like to call it the “South African Cricket Squad” are fucken idiots!

Ok all in agreement?

Awesome!